Genius Parody Of A Bot-Written Perfume Ad Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day

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Ada Elder
Mar 7, 2019 2:00 PM EST

Keaton Patti, the mastermind behind the "bot-written Olive Garden ad" is back with a mockery of indulgently bougie perfume commercials. The imagery is perfect, and honestly, perfectly hilarious. We can't wait to see what this genius brings us next - by way of bot, of course. 

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    Text - Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of perfume commercials and then asked it to write a perfume commercial of its own. Here is the first page. PERFUME COMMERCIAL d this is bad news. It rains. e clocks EXT. PYRAMID We see a beautiful ACTRESS whc set to lose their music. is on tip of pyramid, Egypt's sing a rope of capitalism ACTRESS (accent of lu Stench is deceit's 1 T'D) y ghost) she becomes a good smelling ca r nose pyramid. This is sexified. At and rebodie
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    Text - PERFUME COMMERCIAL EXT. PYRAMID We see a beautiful ACTRESS who is famous for her smell. She is on tip of pyramid, Egypt's only building. ACTRESS (accent of lusty ghost) Stench is deceit's kiss She becomes a good smelling canoe and slides down the pyramid. This is sexified. At bottom of pyramid, she uncanoes and rebodies. Her photo is taken by a mummy, Egypt's only person String music plays. Music made for strings to like ACTRESS (CONT'D) (accent of lusty ghost) A squirt of flower? Approve
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    Text - The clouds notice the actress and this is bad news. It rains It rains clocks. Clocks symbolize clocks Horn music plays. strings are upset to lose their music Horns have not earned this Actress climbs out of the pool using a rope of capitalism. ACTRESS (CONT'D) (accent of rusty ghost) Donate your car to your nose Now it is black and white, but with every color. Actress walks up to gravestone. Grave reads "ACTRESS - One water tear quits from the eye of actress. It lands on sand. Sand transf
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    Text - Darren Millam @BigDiamondT Replying to @Keaton Patti I will name my next pub trivia team Syndicate of Butterflies. 10:36 AM 3/7/19 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - Jace Nelson @xlankex Replying to @KeatonPatti Incidentally. This makes more sense then EVERY single perfume ad ever. 10:33 AM 3/7/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - NYC Iván Solorio @ivansol92 Replying to @KeatonPatti It became quite philosophical after the actress climbed out of the pool using the tope of capitalism... I wasn't expecting that
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    Text - QuackersAnd Cheese @quackers_cheese Replying to @KeatonPatti "Stench is deceit's kiss" - love that! 10:43 AM 3/7/19 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - Ethan Matisa @ematisa Replying to @KeatonPatti The passive-aggressive battle between the strings and the horns MADE this for me
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    Product - Colman Britt @ColmanBritt Replying to @Keaton Patti "Horns and strings have nothing together." True. HORNS STRINGS
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